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About BYTE-Smasher (AKA Shaun, AKA The grand purveyor of cheese)

Evil Eye

For almost a third of a century, I’ve been roaming this tiny spec of a planet, looking for … well, I don’t really know what. But the question remains: have I found it? Hells yes I have. And here it is. Proof that determination can lead even the most wayward to a state of absolute asuredness. Assuredness in what? I couldn’t really tell you. The fact is however, I now know my place in the world. Or do I? Yes I do. So for the rest of my days, I shall defend this tiny bit of me from the ravages of the universe. I shall attempt to maintain a fine balance between the structure and the chaos of self, and hopefully rise as the victor in the battle between the forces of Shaun. And for you, my friends, however confused you may be at this very moment, there will be cheese for all. Cheese and song and miles of spaghetti code… not by choice to be sure, but because I’m forced to use aeon-old syntax. You understand.

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3 Comments

  1. Ray says:

    Almost a third of a decade? did ah read it rite? or do you mean to say your actual roaming only began 3.333~ years ago?

  2. BYTE-Smasher says:

    In my chaos, I accidentally divided by 10. All is right with the universe now… thank you, kind sir :)

  3. No-Face says:

    The email I posted is not mine. Do not respond to it.

    From my gatherings of this planet I concur with a few things you said to me once upon a time.
    I’m still in this life I chose for myself. And Don’t hate me like I remember your hate for me. Those Eyes… Piercing into mine… As if I did something wrong. Life goes on old friend. I don’t want an apology and I’m not giving an apology. My advice to you is if your still in thunder bay..leave … It’s doing you no good. If you have left by now.. Good Job. I’m Proud. I know I’m long gone.

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